frog

There was a man who loved to fish but all through his life he could not afford a boat so he fished from shore.  Then when he was he was in his 80's he could swing the price of a boat.  He was very happy and fished everyday.  One day while fishing he hear a voice say " Kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful women.  He shook it off as something in his mind.  Then he heard it again.  Kiss me and turn into a beautiful woman.  He turn around as saw a frog who repeated the message.  So he picked it up and shoved it in his pocket.  From his pocket the frog said aren't you going to kiss me.  The man said no.  At 85 years old I would rather have a talking frog than a beautiful women.