After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23 year old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I am sleeping with a 69 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman, She told me to go out and find a hot 23 year old girl and she would make sure that I once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on the sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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