It is winter in Minnesota,
And the gentle breezes blow.
Seventy miles an hour,
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Minnesota,
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Minnesota,
"Cause I'm frozen to the ground!
Welcome to Minnesota, where it is colder than on Mars.
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