Saturday, December 31, 2011

Norwegian Love Story

Norwegian Love Story

Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter
and da lake had froze over.

Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral
store to get him some smokes. She asked him for some money, but he
told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Lena valked across, got the smokes at da general store, den walked
back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes,
she asked him, “Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da
store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Ole replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money
ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


Friday, December 30, 2011

A True Duck Story

A True Duck Story from San Antonio , Texas
San Antonio is not in the North Country, but this is a great story.

Something really cute happened in downtown San Antonio. Michael R. Is an accounting clerk at Frost Bank and works there in a second story office. Several weeks ago, he watched a mother duck choose the concrete awning outside his window as the unlikely place to build a nest above the sidewalk. The mallard laid ten eggs in a nest in the corner of the planter that is perched over 10 feet in the air. She dutifully kept the eggs warm for weeks, and Monday afternoon all of her ten ducklings hatched.
Michael worried all night how the momma duck was going to get those babies safely off their perch in a busy, downtown, urban environment to take to water, which typically happens in the first 48 hours of a duck hatching. Tuesday morning, Michael watched the mother duck encourage her babies to the edge of the perch with the intent to show them how to jump off. Office work came to a standstill as everyone gathered to watch.
The mother flew down below and started quacking to her babies above. In disbelief Michael watched as the first fuzzy newborn trustingly toddled to the edge and astonishingly leapt into thin air, crashing onto the cement below. Michael couldn't stand to watch this risky effort nine more times! He dashed out of his office and ran down the stairs to the sidewalk where the first obedient duckling, near its mother, was resting in a stupor after the near-fatal fall. Michael stood out of sight under the awning-planter, ready to help.
As the second one took the plunge, Michael jumped forward and caught it with his bare hands before it hit the concrete.. Safe and sound, he set it down it by its momma and the other stunned sibling, still recovering from that painful leap. (The momma must have sensed that Michael was trying to help her babies.)
One by one the babies continued to jump.. Each time Michael hid under the awning just to reach out in the nick of time as the duckling made its free fall. At the scene the busy downtown sidewalk traffic came to a standstill. Time after time, Michael was able to catch the remaining eight and set them by their approving mother.
At this point Michael realized the duck family had only made part of its dangerous journey. They had two full blocks to walk across traffic, crosswalks, curbs and past pedestrians to get to the closest open water, the San Antonio River , site of the famed "River Walk." The onlooking office secretaries and several San Antonio police officers joined in. An empty copy-paper box was brought to collect the babies. They carefully corralled them, with the mother's approval, and loaded them in the container.. Michael held the box low enough for the mom to see her
Brood. He then slowly navigated through the downtown streets toward the San Antonio River . The mother waddled behind and kept her babies in sight, all the way.
As they reached the river, the mother took over and passed him, jumping in the river and quacking loudly. At the water's edge, Michael tipped the box and helped shepherd the babies toward the water and to the waiting mother after their adventurous ride.
All ten darling ducklings safely made it into the water and paddled up snugly to momma. Michael said the mom swam in circles, looking back toward the beaming bank bookkeeper, and proudly quacking.
At last, all present and accounted for: "We're all together again. We're here! We're here!"
And here's a family portrait before they head outward to further adventures....








Like all of us in the big times of our life, they never could have made it alone without lots of helping hands. I think it gives the name of San Antonio 's famous "River Walk" a whole new meaning! Maybe you will want to share this story with others. Doctor York told me she had forwarded it to 20 people. It's too good to lose!
Live honestly, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly & Leave the rest to God.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Do you have all the answers??????

See how well you do.....


1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3.. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8 What was the President's Name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10.. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?


Here are the Answers:
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Answer: Johnny of course

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Answer: Mt. Everest ; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

Answer: Incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ......]

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Answer: You would be in 2nd.. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
 

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Library card

When I bought my house I closed on May 14th.  I was here for a long weekend.  One of the things that I did that weekend was get a library card.  The worker told me that I would be on probation for 3 months.  I thought did someone from Beach call ahead to the library???  My friend is the librarian in Beach.  Anyway I went back to Beach, retired and then moved to Minnesota on May 24th. The first summer that I was here I did not get time to use my library card.  When I finally did use it I had had it for 4 months.  The worker said you haven't checked out any books yet.  No, I've been busy moving.  She wanted to know how they can measure my probation if I didn't check any books out.  I said I thought it was a 3 month probation which I said was very measurable.  I have had my card for 4 months.  So she issued me a permanent card.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

News Flash




INTERESTING NEWS ARTICLE

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 100 years ago.
...
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a
California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after,
a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, report
finding of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a
hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, a local newspaper in Minnesota reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Northfield,
Minnesota, Ole Swenson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely nothing. Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years
ago Minnesota had already gone wireless".

Just makes a person proud to be from Minnesota.  You gotta love it.

Monday, December 26, 2011

And a partridge in a pear tree

There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?

This week, I found out.
From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember.
-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.
-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.-
-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.
-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.
-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.
-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.
-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self Control.
-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.
-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.
So there is your history for today. This knowledge was shared with me and I found it interesting and enlightening and now I know how that strange song became a Christmas Carol.
Merry Christmas everyone.


Saturday, December 24, 2011

A Christmas Story

These are my favorite quotes from a Christmas story which plays continuously from December 24th at 7:00 PM for 24 hours.







My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.
- Ralphie in A Christmas Story

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
- Ralphie in A Christmas Story

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
- Ralphie in A Christmas Story

"Oh my god, I shot my eye out!"
- Ralphie in A Christmas Story

"Where's the glue?"
"We're out of glue."
"You used up all the glue on purpose!"
- Mr. Parker and Mrs. Parker in A Christmas Story

"I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."
- Ralphie in A Christmas Story

"Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint. It had to be firm, but subtle."
"Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store!"
"They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears."
- Ralphie as Adult and Young Ralphie in A Christmas Story

"Oooh fuuudge!"
"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother

Did you know....

Prior to “A Christmas Story,” Peter Billingsley, who played Ralphie, gained fame as a correspondent for the variety show “Real People.” He also played Messy Marvin in Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup commercials. Peter is now a producer often working with his close friends Vince Vaugh and John Favreau. His credits as a producer include: Iron Man and The Break Up. He often appears in cameo roles in the movies he produces.

The Radio Orphan Annie decoder pin that Ralphie receives is the 1940 “Speedomatic” model, indicating that the movie takes place in December, 1940. Different decoder badges were made each year from 1935-1940. By 1941, the decoders were made of paper due to World War II metal shortages.


Merry christmas.

Peter Billingsley Picture  Present day Peter Billingsley

Christmas Drivers

I went to the post office to buy stamps yesterday and as I entered the parking lot and had to stop in the driveway.  There was a pickup truck backing out and I waited for it to get out.  But before that happened a red truck behind started beeping her horn.  I ignored her, parked and went into the postoffice.  She parked her truck and came in the postoffice trying to apologize to me.  I told her that I would not accept her apology as I saw that her apology was a free pass to be able to do things wrong and then get off with just an apology.   She did not need to freely honk her horn at driver because she was in a hurry.  Slow down and enjoy the season. Merry Christmas people.

Friday, December 23, 2011

The gentleman's Boutique

I can remember over the years my dad and brother talking about shopping at Fleet.  Well, they have just about anything that a person could need. Tractors, plumbing, hunting supplies, camo anything and candy.  I registrared my four wheeler and was told that I would have to make the license that would hang from the back of my machine.  After calling my nephew I found myself at fleet buying the letters and numbers of my license and the small plate that I wired on the back.  Even with all the things I have purchased from fleet I do not get the same feeling that I remember my dad and brother talking about.  Well, today I found out why.  I guess I was dressed wrong for the Gentlman's boutique.  I was way too prepy for the store.  I needed to put on a flannel shirt and boots.  Next time I will be sure to dress the part.  Maybe I will find a more satisfying experience shopping in the fleet store.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Best day of fishing ever

The Best Day Of Fishing Ever!
Some fishing stories are a little hard to believe,
But this guy has pictures to prove his story...
I've heard of salmon jumping into boats, but never anything quite like this...
Tom Satre told the Sitka Gazette that he was out with a charter group on his 62-foot fishing vessel when four juvenile black-tailed deer swam directly toward his boat.




"Once the deer reached the boat, the four began to circle the boat, looking directly at us. We could tell right away that the young bucks were distressed.
I opened up my back gate and we helped the typically skittish and absolutely wild animals onto the boat. In all my years fishing, I've never seen anything quite like it!
Once onboard, they collapsed with exhaustion, shivering."

"This is a picture I took of the rescued bucks on the back of my boat, the Alaska Quest.

We headed for Taku Harbour. Once we reached the dock, the first
buck that we had been pulled from the water hopped onto the dock, looked back as if to say 'thank you' and disappeared into the forest.
After a bit of prodding and assistance, two more followed, but the smallest deer needed a little more help.

This is me carrying the little guy.






My daughter, Anna, and son, Tim, helped the last buck to its feet. We didn't know how long they had been in the icy waters or if there had been others who did not survive. My daughter later told me that the experience was something that she would never forget, and I suspect the deer felt the same way as well!"
I told you! Awesome... huh?
God works in mysterious ways.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The blue rock

 Don Haugan, a friend and classmate of mine told me the following story.  You have to love true stories.  They are the best. He recently retired from driving bus for 39 years for the Bemidji School System. During one of the school inservices that he attended he was given a blue rock that he kept in his pocket.  He had it in his pocket over 12 years.  He drove the bus that picked up the special students.  He had one pick up that was wheelchair challenged. That meant that he had to get out of the bus and ready the ramp. The family had two large black labs.  Twice a day pickup and return the dogs would both put their front paws on the first bus step and stay there until they got a treat.  This day the dogs were in the woods when he arrived.  So he put two treats in his pocket and preceded to unload the student.  The dogs arrived home and wanted their treats.  He gave them and finished his route.  When he got home he was surprised to find a dog treat in his pocket.  He just knew where that rock was.  His mind went into overdrive and he wondered just how much trouble(poop) he would have to go through to get his rock back.  The next morning he asked the parent if she would keep and eye out for a blue rock.  Well...... she said I found one on the apron of the garage.   You can't fool a dog.  They know the difference between rocks and treats.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Friday

Friday was the Nielson Place Christmas dinner.  That is where my brother lives.  He is recouperating from a surgery on his foot. They served a wonderful meal.  We had prime rib, twice baked potatoes, Waldorf salad, carrots, and cheese cake.  They hired a band for the evening.    They played all the oldies.  It was fun.





Monday, December 19, 2011

Under God

THE LAW IS THE LAW So "if" the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it.


And "if" that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.


I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.


I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart.


BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE?


Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government (Federal, State and Local) and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day. I'd like the" US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays." After all, it's just another day. I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all it's just another day.

I'm thinking that a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be "politically correct."


In fact....

I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshipping God....) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day....


What do you all think????


If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will stop giving in to the "minority opinions" and begin, once again, to represent the "majority" of ALL of the American people.

SO BE IT...........

These are definitely things I never thought about but from now on, I will be sure to question those in government who support these changes.




Sunday, December 18, 2011

Unmatched socks


One has hearts and one is circles


I have 3 sets of unmatched socks.  They are color matched, but don't look like each other.  I love them.  I wear them all the time.  Last year I gave my daughter-in-law a set of three unmatched socks.  She said her clients at work loved them.  Well, since I wear them all the time my great niece loved them too.  She is 5.  Her dad told me that one morning she was getting ready for day care and she came out with two different socks on.  He pointed it out to her and her response was I am like Aunt Judy.  He left them like that. Well this year she is getting 2 sets of 3 unmatched knee high socks.  Her mother told me that she loves them.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Drain field flutes

Jon Casper is a residential builder and he wrote this article in Friday's paper.

"As a residential builder, I feel the time is now to send out a caution to all homeowners to consider covering their septic systems, preferably with hay.

With the forecast n in the upcoming week and if temperatures dip as predicted, without ground covering of about 12 inches of snow your system is at risk to freeze.  You want to make sure to cover the tank and drain field flutes with about 8 inches of loose hay.  The money you spend now is nothing compared to a freeze-up."
Of course I took it to heart.  Following directions is a skill I have.  Oh, I guess I used straw.  Oh and yes, I layer it 12-18 inches.  So much for direction following.  But as you see in my picture my drain field flutes are covered.  I wonder where and what is a drain field flute????

Friday, December 16, 2011

Life summed up

Life is all about asses.

You are either......

covering it
laughing it off
kicking it
kissing it
Busting it
Trying to get a piece of it
or
behaving like one.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

I moved to Northern Minnesota from North Dakota.



I do realize that this blog is about life in the North woods.  But this happened when I was a resident of ND and it is a must see.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Hubbard Mothers Christmas Party

My homemakers group combine our Christmas Party with our dinner for the shut-ins.  We are having turkey, potatoes and gravy, sweet potatoes, vegetable salad and pie.  I  made the pies.  Half of us bring cookies and half bring candy and we make plates for everyone to take home from the party.  We sing carols.  The last thing we do is exchange gifts with our secret pal.  It was a really fun party.  It was  an old fashioned Christmas. 



Monday, December 12, 2011

Close encounter of the best kind

Thursday I was at Luekens eating lunch with my high school classmates.  It was one of the men's birthday.  So we all chip in to buy cupcakes.  Well we bought 24 minis and did not eat all of them.  While we talked and laughed a group of special needs students came in from a school in the area to do a life skills outing.  I know the classroom teacher.  I asked him if the kids could have a cupcake for their dessert.  Sure he answered, but I had to offer the cupcake myself.  So I did.  Some are not audiable.  Others could talk a minimal amount.  The one that stands out in my mind was a minimal audiable girl.  I asked her if she wanted a cupcake and she nodded yes.  When she did not thank me the instructor signed to her to thank me.  She shook her head no.  He signed again, she shook her head no.  Then with great difficulty she said Hap  py    brth da to me.  I thanked her and moved on.  But I guess that was the most she has said in a long time.  What an experience.  I get goose bumps thinking about it.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Eclipse of the Moon

A sequence of combined photos shows the progression of a lunar eclipse from June of this year.



Total eclipse






I was complaining to myself that I had to go to Bemidji today to get a package that the mailman tried to deliver on Friday.  But I would not have seen this beautiful sight if I didn't get moving Saturday morning. The lunar eclipse is when the earth is directly between the sun and the moon. We have to wait another three years for the next total eclipse of the moon.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Tubs of Love

My church and other churches in the area participate in the Tubs of Love Program.  We get lists of needy people and what ages the children are.  Some come with  suggestions on the list.  We then go shopping for them.  They have to be back at the church by December 17th so they can be distributed to the families.
Ours has toys for the 3 boys, a large fry pan (their suggestion) and cleaning supplies (again their  suggestion).

Friday, December 9, 2011

Oil change

Recently I was looking for a place to change my oil in Bemidji.   I had my nephew who is 9 with me. The garage that I was at will remain nameless.  I went in asked for an appointment for my car to get an oil change.  After looking at his book he said he had an opening at 1:00 the next day.  I told him that was good.  He then asked what kind of car I had.  I told him a Toyota Prius.  He started yelling at me.  IS THAT A HYBRED?  Yes I said.  He yelled at me I WOULDN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE CARS IN MY SHOP.  THEY'RE DANGEROUS.  I said what???? He said   THOSE BATTERIES THEY HAD HIGH VOLTAGE.  THEY'RE DANGEROUS.  I said cancel my appointment and as I walked out I said if you are in my batteries which are under the back seat and trunk you have missed the oil change by a long way.  When we got outside my nephew said "Aunt Judy, I don't think that guy has a mother."  I asked him why he would say that.  He said "That guy was mean to you.  If he had had a mother he wouldn't have treated you like that."  Out of the mouth of babes.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Running the Gauntlet

Between my driveway and the Stone Lake Road I call the gauntlet.  Every time I go to Bemidji I have to drive that mile and a half stretch.  It is loaded with deer.  I always breathe easier when I get through it.  But in the winter it has an added problem.  Trees edge each side of the road and the ice is on the road from December to spring thaw doesn't ever melt.  The sun does not shine on that stretch of road. You have to drive slowly, but then the idiots that think they have a need for speed try to pass.  I had one spin out just as the accelerated to pass.   Oh yes, I forgot the steep hill right on the edge of the road that goes down to a lake.  Now you add that up deer, ice, cliff and crazy drivers and you have my gauntlet. It is my nemesis.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Cookies

I am a member of the American Legion Auxiliary.  I have been a member for10 years.  The position I hold in the Ralph Gracie Unit #14 is Home service.  This is the person that helps vets in any way that I can have a better life.  Now you realize I don't have to do this single handed. There is a group of Veitnam vets that meet every Wednesday to talk and help control some of the horror that they remember.  Well, I bake cookies twice a month and deliver them to their meeting site.  I have not met any of them, but they have sent word how much they enjoy the cookies, but moreover they are just pleased that someone remembers them.  I also thank them for their service on a note that identifies that they come from me and the Auxiliary.   I am always on the look out for a vet that has needs.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Animal Crackers








Can vegans eat animal crackers?  BEETS me.

How many different animals are there in a box of animal crackers? Most people would not believe that 17 different animals are created for the animal cracker zoo, but there are.
Of course, not that many different types of animal crackers would ever appear in any box. You do get a variety of animal crackers in every box, and they seem to have been a part of everyone's childhood at some point. They celebrated their 100th birthday in 2002, and the popularity of these little cracker is not about to let up any time soon.
Can you name the 17 types of animals that used for crackers? The answer will appear at the end of this post giving you the opportunity to think about it, before the answer is revealed.
Do you know why there is a string on the box of Barnum's animal crackers? Many people might say it is to pull the circus train around, but it is not. Barnum's animal crackers have been around since 1902 and that string was used to hang the box as a Christmas decoration! Yes, imagine a Christmas Tree decorated with boxes of animal crackers inside a circus train box!
Animal crackers are great as a snack even when you are an adult and they are still very popular with kids today. Grab a box today and relieve some cherished childhood memories.
The animal crackers are still quite popular today and more then 40 million little circus train boxes are sold each year. United States companies make them and then export them to seventeen different countries around the world. It is a little part of American history in every box.
How many of these animal crackers can be made in minute in any factory around the United States? Twelve hundred a minute would be the correct answer, and each 1 taste the same, which is delicious!
How many animal crackers are in a box? There are approximately twenty-two animal crackers in a box of Barnum's animal crackers.
What is your favorite way to eat an animal cracker? Some people nibble off the head and then devour the body, while some people just pop it into their mouth and chew. Some people love to dunk them into chocolate icing or melted chocolate. I just love these little crackers any way I can get them!
Here are the 17 different types of animals that can be found in a box of animal crackers; tigers, cougars, camels, rhinoceros, kangaroos, hippopotami, bison, lions, hyenas, zebras, elephants, sheep, bears, gorillas, monkeys, seals, and giraffes.

I didn't think I could write very much about the American icon the Animal Cracker, but I was wrong -- again.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Christmas Concert



The Thirty Third Annual Christmas Concert of the Bemidji Chorale was Sunday at the First Lutheran Church.  The music was exhilarating.  They sang a variety of music from Harvest, Fall pieces to Celebrate the season - favorite Christmas music.  Kathy Callagan pictured above graduated in the class of 64ever. I know she has sang a long time in the chorale.  I saw at least three other of that class in attendance.  Of course there were cookies and coffee afterwards.  This writer is featuring the best pan of brownie I have ever seen.  I didn't make them I wimped out and brought the best that Leukens could make to donate to the treats after the concert.   

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Celebrating Christmas

After so many years of working in the public schools system where you must be politically correct, it is so wonderful to be able to proclaim the meaning of Christmas.   I remember once I had a girl sent to my office that used Christ's name as a profanity.  Of course she was immediately sent to the office.  It was our policy to suspend any student using profanity from school.  The girl asked me to explain why saying Christ was so terrible.  So I did just that.  Of course, it angered the parent and I had to apologize to her and they wanted my head on a platter. (Kind of a John the Baptist kind of thing) I got no other punishment for answering that question.  God said it would not be easy to follow in the foot steps of Jesus.  But anyway it is so great to be able to proclaim my personal beliefs without any threat.

With that said, I attended FLCW Christmas Gathering on Friday.  What a beautiful and meaningful afternoon.  We had a great holiday dessert.  I always know how to spell dessert.  If the word has two S's then it has an abundance of calories.  Only one S and it has an abundance of sand.  I take the two S's anytime.  And of course we had coffee.  Remember which church this is. 

Our musical entertainment was Jon Romer and Sarah Carlson.  Flutes, violins, guitar, and keyboard.  What a lovely sound.  We were treated to two original scores which just mesmerized the audience.

Well, I just want to say Merry Christmas and not have to say Happy Holiday to you all.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

GPS

I folded to new technology  My old phone was the newest,the best and I loved it.  But...    I just up graded to a smart phone. I can't imagine the hours that I will spend to learn to do all the things that the phone can do.  I understand that it has a speech feature where I can ask it to find a recipe for snickerdoodle cookies or the directions to a certain address.  Maybe the directions, but I have a great snickerdoodle recipe.   It will find all the options.  I have been looking for one that I could download apps and use google earth.  But this one comes with a GPS feature.  I have also thought about the possibility of getting a Garmen or Tom Tom for that very reason.  From what I have discovered I will not need to do that.  My phone will be my angel on my shoulder with a very good sense of direction. Oh, by the way it can even make a phone call.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Hands



Grandma's Hands

Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She
didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands.

When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the
longer I sat I wondered if she was OK.

Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her at
the same time, I asked her if she was OK. She raised her head and looked
at me and smiled. 'Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking,' she said in a
clear voice strong....

'I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here
staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK,' I explained
to her.

'Have you ever looked at your hands,' she asked. 'I mean really looked at
your hands?'

I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over,
palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my
hands as I tried to figure out the point she was making.

Grandma smiled and related this story:

'Stop and think for a moment about the hands you have, how they have
served you well throughout your years. These hands, though wrinkled
shriveled and weak have been the tools I have used all my life to reach
out and grab and embrace life...

'They braced and caught my fall when as a toddler I crashed upon the floor..

They put food in my mouth and clothes on my back. As a child, my mother
taught me to fold them in prayer. They tied my shoes and pulled on my
boots. They held my husband and wiped my tears when he went off to war.

'They have been dirty, scraped and raw, swollen and bent. They were
uneasy and clumsy when I tried to hold my newborn son. Decorated with my
wedding band they showed the world that I was married and loved someone
special

They wrote my letters to him and trembled and shook when I buried my
parents and spouse.

'They have held my children and grandchildren, consoled neighbors, and
shook in fists of anger when I didn't understand.

They have covered my face, combed my hair, and washed and cleansed the
rest of my body. They have been sticky and wet, bent and broken, dried and
raw. And to this day when not much of anything else of me works real well
these hands hold me up, lay me down, and again continue to fold in
prayer.

'These hands are the mark of where I've been and the ruggedness of life.

But more importantly it will be these hands that God will reach out and
take when he leads me home. And with my hands He will lift me to His side
and there I will use these hands to touch the face of God.'

I will never look at my hands the same again. But I remember God reached
out and took my grandma's hands and led her home. When my hands are hurt
or sore or when I stroke the face of my children and husband I think of
grandma. I know she has been stroked and caressed and held by the hands of
God.

I, too, want to touch the face of God and feel His hands upon my face.


Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you
-- not because they are nice, But because you are.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Heaven or hell

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
...
But the people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.'

They then went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, "I don’t understand."

"It is simple" said the Lord, "In this place the people have learned to feed one another."
This is the toughest time of year for people of low or no income.  We need to mindful of this and help at the red pots, or give to the food shelf.  Grocrey store have feed the hungury programs also.  Help out if you can.