Innocense is bliss

This I think is brilliant and adorable.

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he
has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.

The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book..

But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the
toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with
his right hand.

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a
while."

Billy says: "I'm fine, mummy... I just haven't done it yet."

Mother says: "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why
are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy says: "It works on the tomato sauce bottle!"