I have questions

Hello -- I have questions!  Hopefully they will be answered in the new year.

 

 

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

 

 

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 

 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

 

 

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

 

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?